MSalade

You probably don't remember when you purchased Team Fortress 2. But you're still playing that awesome game and Valve is still bringing updates and enhancements. Finally not all enhancements are good and nevertheless all addicted zombies have to live with them if they want to or not. For this reason MSaladé will strain his lance into the wind and fight for your pitiful rights.

Perhaps I should also comment on some events and games. Did you see that on Sunday? I'm a confident little bastard but yesterday made me cry. I saw that little medic running for the Ubercharge to finally get over 90 percent and do you know what? He was killed by some ** random crit! Well, if this would only happen once, it's no matter. But it happened almost every time! My eyes were already swollen when I thought the game will change. The medic finally managed it to prepare an 100 percent full and stunning Ubercharge! Wow, that was totally awesome and now I will be rewarded for all that crying like a sissy. It was an absolutely stunning run of the medic towards a heavy surrounded by enemy players. Hit charge man! The power was flowing directly into the strong arms of his colleague and now everyone will die. However it was a bit too early for that. The medic had chosen the wrong teammate and the only thing the heavy did, was to stand there like some dump ape scratching his backside. Rockets and bullets were flying around the medic and the only thing he heard before dying was that damn sound 'klick' 'klick' 'klick'. What a stupid shithead! On his way to the holy grounds the heroic medic took one last look at the heavy and slowly realized his fault. The heavy didn't even wear a hat! Do you know! Dying by random crits is silly enough but charging some guy without a hat is even worse. I hope this guy will learn of his fault and never charge someone without a headgear.

Still, at least I want to complain about the random crits and they're for all the newbs out there but keep in mind: no hat, no charge!